Noise Complaint Navigator Gifts

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noisy energy?

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Cat and Broom

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Turn that noise down !

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Things You Should Know About...

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

"I'm sick of that bloody racket next door...!!"

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Nature Magnified

Moral Ambiguity

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'It's only an owl.'

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

Noisy Artist's Model.

Sound Apartment

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

Noise: An Overview.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'