Noise Nuisance Navigator Gifts

Things You Should Know About...

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

How to save mankind...

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Moral Ambiguity

Competitions.