Noise Navigators Gifts

"Extremely loud and incredibly close!"

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

Moral Ambiguity

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

The Life of Pi

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Number Phobia.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Oh shut up."

'Backseat driver...'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Things You Should Know About...

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

Pick a direction.

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Nature Magnified