Nocturnal Noise Navigator Gifts

'It's only an owl.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noisy energy?

'Which one is named after me?'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

How to save mankind...

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."