Nighttime Navigator Gifts

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"I need to pee but I'm afraid to go alone."

"Me, I can't listen to music when I'm flying: I bump into things..."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"Okay, now let's try one with you smiling."

"Can't you sleep either?"

Today I had the strangest real-life experience.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Jenson. I look forward to helping you overcome your fear of the dark..."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

How to save mankind...

"Tonight's sheep will be tabulated by the independent accounting firm of Lamb & Tally."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I'm not afraid of the dark. Hey, I'm a married mom and we've got two teenagers!'

'The thing that went 'BANG' in the night? Don't worry, it was my dad...'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Mum outside the baby's room saying 'shush' - but the baby is wide awake.

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

A 'light up' zimmer frame for night time

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

Security guard reading CCTV gide.

Man dreaming about chasing sheep with a cleaver.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm telling you, I don't know how that slipper got in my mouth last night."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."