Nighttime Navigators Gifts

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Barcode Dreams

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Things that go beep in the night.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

A dream of consequence

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I love college."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"