Nighttime Navigators Prints

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Barcode Dreams

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Pull and all nighter...

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

A dream of consequence

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"I love college."

Club insecurity.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"