Night Out Navigator Prints

"I don't get drunk. I get fabulous!"

Drink and their consequences.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Bookworm Sleepover

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Clubbing

Pull and all nighter...

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Professional woman in pub

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Things that go beep in the night.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Balloon tattoos

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'