Night Out Navigator Mugs

"I don't get drunk. I get fabulous!"

Drink and their consequences.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Bookworm Sleepover

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Clubbing

Professional woman in pub

Pull and all nighter...

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Balloon tattoos

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM