Night-time Navigator Mugs

"Mom? Are you awake?"

Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Barcode Dreams

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Which one is named after me?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Clown Nightmares