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"Mom? Are you awake?"

Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Which one is named after me?'

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"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

A dream of consequence

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

Bull and Bear Nightmare