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"I can't believe you dared him to stay outside during the fireworks."

Bookworm Sleepover

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Barcode Dreams

'Which one is named after me?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Pull and all nighter...

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

A dream of consequence

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Club insecurity.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!