Firework-night Navigator Gifts

"I can't believe you dared him to stay outside during the fireworks."

Bookworm Sleepover

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Barcode Dreams

'Which one is named after me?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Things that go beep in the night.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

A dream of consequence

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Get ready ... Get set ...

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Club insecurity.

"I love college."

'That guy is SO tacky.'