Nighttime Narrative Navigator Gifts

Bookworm Sleepover

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

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A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Pull and all nighter...

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'