Nighttime Narrative Navigator Gifts

Bookworm Sleepover

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Barcode Dreams

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Things that go beep in the night.