Nostalgic Narrative Navigator Gifts

'That's it? Just click 'Unfriend'? When I was your age, you had to be mean and cruel to someone's face.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hipsters"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Those Were The Days

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."