Nostalgic Narrative Navigator Gifts

'That's it? Just click 'Unfriend'? When I was your age, you had to be mean and cruel to someone's face.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Hipsters"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Those Were The Days

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."