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'Which one is named after me?'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Phases of the moon.

The Star Gazer

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Star Gazing

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

'Astronomers at Work.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

A man looking through a telescope at a dog in space.

Airlines

Swinging on a star.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Things that go beep in the night.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"You are here"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Romantic Moon

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Dog on a plane.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.