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"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Noisy energy?

'Which one is named after me?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Sleepwalking Golfer

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."