Nighttime Noise Navigator Pillows

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noisy energy?

'Which one is named after me?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"