Noise Navigators Pillows

"Extremely loud and incredibly close!"

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

Moral Ambiguity

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Noisy energy?

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Number Phobia.

"Oh shut up."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Backseat driver...'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Things You Should Know About...

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Pick a direction.

Nature Magnified

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Swerving and arguning lane