Night Noise Navigator Pillows

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Noisy energy?

'Which one is named after me?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."