Night Noise Navigator Gifts

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Noisy energy?

'Which one is named after me?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'