Nocturnal Noise Analyzer Gifts

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Noisy energy?

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Things You Should Know About...

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Nature Magnified

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'