'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'
Nocturnal Nature Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your nocturnal nature observer? Explore our collection of witty and charming products inspired by night wanderers like owls, bats, and nocturnal landscapes. Perfect for those who find beauty in the moonlit hours, our items blend humor, warmth, and a love for the dark outdoors. Whether they’re avid stargazers or night hikers, surprise them with a gift that captures their passion for all things night-time.
'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
Duck Hunt
Butterflies
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
Vegetarian Birds
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
What does aloof mean?
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
The prying mantis,
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
"Beware of the frog"
Exciting potato bugs.
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
Nocturnal Nature Observer Gifts Collection
Nocturnal Nature Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating nocturnal nature! Perfect for the night owl who enjoys their coffee or tea with a dash of moonlit charm.
Nocturnal Nature Observer Pillows
Add a touch of night-time serenity to their decor with pillows featuring beautiful nocturnal scenes and animals. A cozy gift for night lovers.
Nocturnal Nature Observer Prints
Browse our prints capturing the mystique of the night—ideal for decorating walls and celebrating their love for nocturnal nature.
Nocturnal Nature Observer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts inspired by nocturnal wildlife and starry nights. Great for outdoor explorers or anyone who loves the magic of the night.