Nighttime Observation Gifts

"Do you see what I see?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Painting clouds

Butterflies

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Welcome to Landworld.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Another nightmare?"

"Damn floral activists."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bat

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.