Nighttime Observation Gifts

"Do you see what I see?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Painting clouds

Butterflies

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Damn floral activists."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Bat

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"You fly into a window, too?"

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Entry level astronomer...

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"