Night Sky Observer Gifts

"This job is definitely worth the minimum wage."

Man in the moon, plus toupee.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Painting clouds

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

A man looks up at the earth

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

Bat

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Entry level astronomer...

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

The dark side of the moon

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First Contact

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.