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"This job is definitely worth the minimum wage."

Man in the moon, plus toupee.

Painting clouds

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Another nightmare?"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

Bat

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Entry level astronomer...

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

The dark side of the moon

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First Contact

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.