Night Sky Watching Gifts

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"Another nightmare?"

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

Planet Hollywood gets Bad News.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

People siting on icebergs,

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Serenading

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Romantic Moon

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Entry level astronomer...

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.