Night Sky Watching Gifts

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"Another nightmare?"

Planet Hollywood gets Bad News.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

People siting on icebergs,

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Serenading

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

Romantic Moon

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Skimming out star reflections

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Entry level astronomer...

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'