Night Sky Enthusiasts Gifts

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'Don't make me come up there!'

Cow at night.

Pilot with champagne.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Serenading

'Flight simulator'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Romantic Moon

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Another nightmare?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Skimming out star reflections

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'Watch this space.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

At the space-time institute.

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'