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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pilot with champagne.

"Recalculating route..."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Why Superman flies himself

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'So, how was flight school?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Entering New York City - Check it out

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Cow Pilot.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Airplane Seatbelts

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"