Sky Aficionados Mugs

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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pilot with champagne.

"Recalculating route..."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Why Superman flies himself

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'So, how was flight school?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Cow Pilot.

Entering New York City - Check it out

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Airplane Seatbelts

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'