Skies Enthusiast Gifts

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Birds Following Witch.

'Flight simulator'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."