Sky Travel Enthusiast Gifts

'I flew first class once.. it was neat!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Birds Following Witch.

'Flight simulator'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

Romantic Moon

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Cupid and parachutists.

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"