Sky Travel Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Airlines

"Houston, we have a problem."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Pilot with champagne.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Save Our Universe

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.