Sky Travel Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Airlines

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Save Our Universe

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.