Space Travel Gifts

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

"Take another one - I blonked."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'We're looking to expand our markets.'

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

First Politician On The Moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

It was an amazing gesture...almost.

Starbucks on the Moon

"I thought you said there was intelligent life on Earth? Their communication hasn't progressed beyond basic symbols."

'Just how tall is this building?'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'I don't know what it is, dad. Something is causing an electrical interference.'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"They seem friendly enough so far."

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'And to think, I travelled twenty thousand light years just to be embarassed by you.'