Space Travel Pillows

"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

"Take another one - I blonked."

'Oh,no, not again!'

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'I promise to work on our relationship as soon as I get home.'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'

'We're looking to expand our markets.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

It was an amazing gesture...almost.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'If I could have just a moment of your time...on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your experience on our planet?'

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

First Politician On The Moon.

Starbucks on the Moon

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'I don't know what it is, dad. Something is causing an electrical interference.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Just how tall is this building?'

"This is bad."