Space Travel Experience Pillows

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

Boptimism

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.