Space Traveler Pillows

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

So much for the ol' green cheese theory.

'Be home by eleven and stay away from earth!! All that place is good for is fighting and killing!!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy: (Hitchhiker outside holding up sign to Uranus.)

'It's very nice to meet you. Gavin tells me that you're from Venus...'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

I Brake For Asteroids

'Better keep away from Earth. Remember what we were told about those speed cameras?'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Recalculating!

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

Alien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Branson space shot

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

Ash tray landing site

'Honey, looks like we just won a free trip.'

'There you go - I told you to watch out for that big portal in the middle of the road!'

"There's a co-pay."

How am I abducting?

"Don't worry; I'm sure these Earthlings will welcome us with open arms..."

Alien Luggage

"Sir! Our operative has initiated the first stage of the destruction of the Earth!"

"Can we keep it, daddy?"

'What do you mean you're only human?? That's no excuse for running a red light!!'

"We need to tell your leaders: It's not just global warming, it's galaxy warming!"

Space DJ.

'. . . Twelve solar days elapsed since being marooned on this god-forsaken planet; acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . '