Space-time Travellers Pillows

Blackhole Research.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

How am I abducting?

Time for vacation, time for work.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Sundial Time

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I don't know who you are!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."