Space Travel Adventure Gifts

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.