Sky Gifts

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Birds Following Witch.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Swinging on a star.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'But what is the universe for?'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Hair Crop Circle

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Pilot with champagne.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Apple Pie Abduction

"Not now, Oliver."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Pink Bantha

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'