Sky Mugs

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Birds Following Witch.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Swinging on a star.

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Pilot with champagne.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Apple Pie Abduction

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'