Sky Travelers Gifts

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Look, son, real estate."

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Student driver."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'