Sky Aficionado Gifts

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Employee of the Month Parking

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Flight simulator'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour