Sky Enthusiast Gifts

"Sorry, your wings are still on back-order."

Pilot with champagne.

"Did you have that flying dream again last night?"

'Flight simulator'

Fortunately the flying doctor was also the local darts champ.

The real reason why windows on airplanes don't roll down.

'I think you'll be 'a natural'!'

"Yo Mike, I'm going to lunch!"

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

An eagle attacks a parachute

Parachute Repairs

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

"That hot air balloon bloke was a bit touchy, wasn't he?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Plane shot down by man on a shooting trip.

'....Seems like an awful lot of money just to look around a helicopter!'

'You see, it works: We could make money in advertising!'

"If I knew you just wanted to grab hamburgers, I wouldn't have taught you to fly."

Man-Powered Flight

"My name is Bolverk. I hail from wherever it's cold."

'You're so lucky. You've got sky.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Airlines

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."