Nocturnal Nature Observer Pillows

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Duck Hunt

Butterflies

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Vegetarian Birds

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

What does aloof mean?

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

The prying mantis,

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Beware of the frog"

Exciting potato bugs.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."