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"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Noisy energy?

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pull and all nighter...

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

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'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

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'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"He's so posh...!"

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'