Residential Noise Explorer Gifts

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Marimba

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Future garbage truck driver.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Saxophone Player.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Computer Music

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

The oil trap.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Communication