Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.
Noise Pollution Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who contemplates noise pollution and values quiet moments? Our collection features witty and insightful items that celebrate mindfulness and environmental awareness. Perfect for the eco-conscious and creatively inclined, these products are designed to spark conversations about noise pollution and the importance of a peaceful environment.
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
Hoodie Hang-out
"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"
Noisy energy?
"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"
"That's an everblue."
"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."
"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"
"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"
Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'
Green Energy used to power polluting industries
Tuesday, 2022
"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."
Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass
'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'
"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."
"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"
'One day this will all be yours.'
The Procrastinator
Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!
'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'
The mysterious world of ligand substitution
I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.
Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.
Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.
Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'
"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"
"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"
"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."
Rose colored glasses.
'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'
Noise Pollution Ponderer Gifts Collection
Noise Pollution Ponderer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for noise pollution ponderers—perfect for eco-conscious coffee lovers wanting to make a thoughtful statement.
Noise Pollution Ponderer Pillows
Find cozy pillows for noise pollution ponderers, combining comfort with clever messages about peaceful living and environmental care.
Noise Pollution Ponderer Prints
Decorate your space with prints that resonate with noise pollution ponderers, inspiring mindfulness and eco-awareness in your home or office.
Noise Pollution Ponderer T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts for noise pollution ponderers, crafted to start conversations and promote environmental mindfulness in everyday wear.