"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."
Noise Pollution Critic Gifts
Find the perfect gift for the noise pollution critic who loves to speak out against loud noises. Our collection features playful and clever designs that highlight their passion for peace and quiet. From humorous mugs to bold t-shirts, these items add a fun twist to their advocacy. Whether they’re an urban dweller tired of noise or someone who simply appreciates tranquility, our products offer a lighthearted way to express their views and bring a smile to their face.
At the rock concert...
Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.
Hoodie Hang-out
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
Noisy energy?
"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"
Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...
'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'
'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'
"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."
"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"
How often do the planes fly overhead..?
'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'
"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe
Bird protecting ears from the bell tower
"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"
"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."
Keeping America Clean.
"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"
Dieselgate....
"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."
'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'
"I tho tired."
'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'
'It's the people downstairs again.'
"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"
Noise pollution
'This is a nice place for a civil building.'
Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.
For private cell phone talks, rent-a-booth...
'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'
"You mind keeping it down?"
"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."
Noise Pollution Critic Gifts Collection
Noise Pollution Critic Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs with witty anti-noise slogans and funny designs perfect for any noise pollution critic.
Noise Pollution Critic Pillows
Browse our collection of pillows designed for noise pollution critics who want to make a stylish statement at home.
Noise Pollution Critic Prints
Discover prints that combine humor and activism, perfect for adding personality to any room for noise pollution non-believers.
Noise Pollution Critic T-Shirts
Find more humorous and bold t-shirts that speak out against noise pollution and loud environments.