Noise Pollution Gifts

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Hoodie Hang-out

Noisy energy?

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Cat and Broom

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Turn that noise down !

Things You Should Know About...

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Dog Work Ethics

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

For private cell phone talks, rent-a-booth...

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Honk if you hate noise pollution.